(Source: j-t-s-a-r, via disquietingtruths)
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
(Source: sendificator, via cantgobacknow)
A quiet secluded life in the country, with the possibility of being useful to people to whom it is easy to do good, and who are not accustomed to have it done to them; then work which one hopes may be of some use; then rest, nature, books, music, love for one’s neighbor — such is my idea of happiness. — Leo Tolstoy; Family Happiness (via wordpainting)
F U C K ? ? H ? ? O N ?
F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y
No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be just a thousand-page description of snow blowing across the graves.
— George R.R. Martin
(when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live)
(Source: let-them-eat-static, via freecocaine)
A Nazty Brymix: 5.3.13 -
While it is true that money cannot buy happiness, it can certainly make life easier and more enjoyable. You may be trying to talk yourself into some kind of purchase that you really can’t afford. You sometimes do that when you are under stress, and it only gets you in deeper. Then you have more to…