Mitt Romney Profits Handsomely from Premarital Fucking
Mitt Romney’s unleashed some pretty tough anti-birth control talk this campaign season. He’s stated repeatedly that he believes that life begins at conception, and that the morning after pill is murder. Interestingly enough, Mitt Romney’s gigantic stock portfolio contains a fair amount of money actually invested in companies that manufacture birth control and the morning after pill. I suppose now’s as good a time as ever to thank Mitt Romney investing in the technology that has enabled me to have so much premarital sex.