STATIC

Most of the times I think “ain’t nobody got time for this!!” are while I am pooping

19 / 04

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resin7:

WHOA WHOA WHOA PIKACHU
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
YOU CAN’T DO THAT
CUBONES WEAR THE SKULLS OF THEIR DEAD MOTHERS AFTER THEY EVOLVE AND YOU CAN’T STEAL AN IMPORTANT PART OF THEIR CULTURE JUST TO BE TRENDY YOU ASSHOLE

WHOA WHOA WHOA PIKACHU

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

YOU CAN’T DO THAT

CUBONES WEAR THE SKULLS OF THEIR DEAD MOTHERS AFTER THEY EVOLVE AND YOU CAN’T STEAL AN IMPORTANT PART OF THEIR CULTURE JUST TO BE TRENDY YOU ASSHOLE

(Source: pema001, via clitorisesandsnorlaxes)

30 / 04

22,056 notes

lol

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Hey, I wanna see your boner
and measure it.

Also - Sometimes I can’t help but think, wow, if I had a penis, and had a boner, which popped up whenever I was sexually aroused…. LIFE WOULD BE HARD.

(Source: fuckyeahmovieclub, via nevermeant)

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27 / 04

46,522 notes

lol

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bisexual-community:

ritchludlow:

Brief Guide to Being a Bisexual Boy

Yes! This is SO Funny. You must watch it.

(Source: youtube.com)

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30 / 09

189 notes

bialogue-group:

LOL! I have no idea what they thought they were saying, but I like it!

(Source: jennuhhsaisquoi)

29 / 09

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tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

25 / 08

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// Earthquake.//

I feel my bed shaking. First thought: My AC’s being weird, and my bed’s headboard is touching the AC, so that’s it. No big deal. Gonna keep reading tracked tags of Pisces.

Second thought: First thought makes no sense. Is there a monster under my bed?!!!

I stand up. Look at the wall that separates mine and my sister’s room. See a dried flower shaking in the jar I’ve used as a vase. Remember she has her boyfriend over.

Third thought: EW, ARE THEY FUCKING?

Fourth thought: Gosh they’ve managed to be awfully quiet.

Then it stops. And so I don’t care anymore. Back to tumblr.

23 / 08

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tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

(Source: meme-spot, via tastefullyoffensive)

16 / 08

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// When Voldemort goes in for the hug…//

lets-die-laughing:

Draco:

YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO TOUCH!

(via californicationinthemoonlight-d)

18 / 07

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peterdyckmancampbell:

I’m sick of rap songs telling me what to do… “Bend over! Slap your ass, girl! Drop it like it’s hot!” Yeah, I’m gonna write a song back and be like, “Boooooy, brush your teeth! Yeah boy. Bump that jacket off your back. I’m fucking cold as shit.”

(Source: sea-hag, via cantgobacknow)

17 / 07

12,770 notes

Exactly.

(via savetheempire)

15 / 07

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thedailywhat:

Looks Legit of the Day: Either someone hacked this Lexington, Kentucky road sign, or we’re gonna need to find a forehead-scarred orphan with a posse to take care of this sh*t stat.

[lex18 / io9.]

(Source: thedailywhat, via briarrose)

15 / 07

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14 / 07

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radgryd:

potteraddicted:

HARRY POTTER WORLDWIDE PREMIERE | JULY 7 | LONDON, UK

Interviewer: “There is a huge amount of love for Severus Snape. How do you deal with that?”
Alan Rickman: “… Oh look, they’re singing!”
Crowd: “SNAPE! SNAPE! SEVERUS SNAPE!”

This was so epic.

(via clitorisesandsnorlaxes)

14 / 07

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